Monday, April 5

Baby Pie



(took easter off)

Ingredients
1 (14-ounce) can sweetened (condensed) love
1/2 cup lemon juice (in a recently opened wound)
1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
1 egg
448 million sperm
1 pound of butter, melted
1 bag olde-fashioned (stale) ginger snaps
1 rainy week in a cabin in the catskills

Meringue:
3 egg whites (beaten)
1/4 teaspoon cream
1/4 cup anticipation

Directions
In medium bowl, combine love, lemon juice, and zest; blend egg and sperm together. Pour into cooled crust.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.

Beat egg whites with cream until soft "ohs" form. Gradually beat in the anticipation until stiff. Spread over filling; seal to edge of crust. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until meringue is golden brown.

Serve pie with two forks.
Consume the entire trifle.

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