Friday, April 9
Wednesday, April 7
Tuesday, April 6
Monday, April 5
Baby Pie


(took easter off)
Ingredients
1 (14-ounce) can sweetened (condensed) love
1/2 cup lemon juice (in a recently opened wound)
1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
1 egg
448 million sperm
1 pound of butter, melted
1 bag olde-fashioned (stale) ginger snaps
1 rainy week in a cabin in the catskills
Meringue:
3 egg whites (beaten)
1/4 teaspoon cream
1/4 cup anticipation
Directions
In medium bowl, combine love, lemon juice, and zest; blend egg and sperm together. Pour into cooled crust.
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.
Beat egg whites with cream until soft "ohs" form. Gradually beat in the anticipation until stiff. Spread over filling; seal to edge of crust. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until meringue is golden brown.
Serve pie with two forks.
Consume the entire trifle.
Sunday, April 4
Thursday, April 1
being 213 pounds makes life difficult.
my vagina is a distant place
I once used to gaze upon
take care of
so fondly
say "hello"
and ask "how are you?"
I once used to gaze upon
take care of
so fondly
say "hello"
and ask "how are you?"
Wednesday, March 31
Tuesday, March 30
turnip child
cradled in my arms
a babe wrapped in turnip
with dark pieces of dirt in the corners of it's eyes.
as if just pulled out of the ground
as if grown from a seed
as if nine months later
I did nothing but run.
a babe wrapped in turnip
with dark pieces of dirt in the corners of it's eyes.
as if just pulled out of the ground
as if grown from a seed
as if nine months later
I did nothing but run.
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